It still has too many bugs! Why did you publish it?
Well, it's called a work in progress (WIP). The idea is to get feedback as I publish updates.
So, what's the game about?
Glad you asked that! A bunch of robot ninjas from outer space are invading earth and only Nuck Chorris can save us. You use Nuck Chorris and his physical prowess to rid us from the robot ninja menace.
Why Nuck Chorris?
Isn't it obvious? Being Nuck Chorris means you can't loose.
What is Life Coolness?
As we all know, Nuck Chorris can't die, he just get's bored of life and walks away from it. Life Coolness measures how bored is Nuck. Once it reaches 0, the game is over.
What is Enemy Awareness?
Nuck Corris can't get any stronger than he already is. It's impossible! But in this case, his enemies become more aware of how powerful he is. Every time the counter reaches the highest value, a new power from Nuck Chorris' arsenal is enabled for you to use in battle.
What if I don't want to fight?
Why wouldn't you want to fight?
Yeah, what if I don't like violent games?
Um... but it's just a game. We all know you wouldn't go around in real life hurting innocent ninja robots that want nothing else than to conquer your planet and exterminate all human life from it.
But why all this senseless violence?
It's not senseless! They are the enemy! It's either them or you! Besides, technically you're not hurting anyone, they are robots. Moreover, they're just a visual representation of a bunch of lines of code! It's a game!
